shout out

" help me! help me! please, please, help me!"



that's how Mrs. L asks for help, said in a loud, resonating voice.

and if you don't come immediately, she follows that line with this;



"help me now! now! now!"



and when you're there in fron tof her. all she needs is some toilet paper, or a new adult diaper, or to have her pants/dress pulled down over her ankles.

somehow,

i envy her.

because most of the time,

when i holler

"help me! help me! now now now!!!"

nobody comes.